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The Federation of Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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The Federation of Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 927 million Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The very strong Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetian economy, worth 56.4 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,838 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet is ranked 84,126^th in the world and 3^rd in Rouge Moon for Safest, scoring 90.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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