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The Benevolent Kongdom of Yebatga

“Očetnjava je in bo vedno zmagala!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Mother Land

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Benevolent Kongdom of Yebatga is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rudolf Koejter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.194 billion Yebačini are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuherer§lhlavi§htaghePredPolharijo. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a Yebačan economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Yebačke Markes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,185 Yebačke Markes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yebatga's national animal is the Človekova riba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krschanstvo.

Yebatga is ranked 107,964th in the world and 2nd in The Mother Land for Most Stationary, with 376.6868075314 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,728thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,357thMost Cultured: 5,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,937thMost Developed: 7,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,547thSmartest Citizens: 8,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,791stHighest Average Incomes: 9,854thLowest Crime Rates: 10,034thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,174thLargest Governments: 12,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,211thMost Secular: 13,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,559thLargest Black Market: 13,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,468thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,268thMost Efficient Economies: 18,002ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,043rdHighest Food Quality: 19,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,124thHealthiest Citizens: 21,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,298thHighest Economic Output: 22,442ndMost Authoritarian: 22,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,755thLargest Retail Industry: 24,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,582ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,764th

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