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The Incorporated States of Yazakhastanian Cookie Company

“We love them, so you should too”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Cookie Factory

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Incorporated States of Yazakhastanian Cookie Company is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 230 million Yazakhastanian Cookie Companyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Yazakhastanian Cookie Companyian economy, worth 19.5 trillion Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,896 Cookies, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yazakhastanian Cookie Company's national animal is the Cookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yazakhastanian Cookie Company is ranked 56,532nd in the world and 1st in The Cookie Factory for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,691.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 4,181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,741stTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 12,012thLargest Mining Sector: 16,434thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,891st

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