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The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan

“let no man speak evil of me, let no man declare me ill”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Valentine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.133 billion Yazakhs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 263 trillion Rhybnules a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,448 Rhybnules, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Bambi has been banned, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 65,539th in the world and 426th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 263 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 1,786thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,506thMost Cultured: 6,760thLowest Crime Rates: 10,232ndMost Inclusive: 10,420thNicest Citizens: 10,425thMost Armed: 10,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,511thMost Influential: 11,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,628thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,349thMost Developed: 12,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,789thMost Efficient Economies: 13,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,805thLargest Governments: 14,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,022ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,444thHealthiest Citizens: 18,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,418thSmartest Citizens: 21,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,655thHighest Average Incomes: 22,154th
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the region

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