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The Βυζαντινή Δημοκρατία of Yaxopsville

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The Βυζαντινή Δημοκρατία of Yaxopsville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine XII with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.189 billion Yaxopsvilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaxopsvillean economy, worth 250 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 114,615 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Emperor Constantine XII's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaxopsville's national animal is the Inkling, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicene Creed.

Yaxopsville is ranked 96,992^nd in the world and 120^th in Declansburg for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,617.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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