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The Federal Republic of Yara del sur

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The Federal Republic of Yara del sur is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.227 billion Yaristas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yara del surian economy, worth 92.1 trillion Peso de Yaras a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,053 Peso de Yaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, and ill and injured visitors in Yara del sur have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yara del sur's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yara del sur is ranked 242,372^nd in the world and 11,354^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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