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The Nudist States of Yannia

“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Nudist Dreamland

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.501 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 13,137 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 359,932 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Yannian airwaves, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 240,058th in the world and 56th in Nudist Dreamland for Fattest Citizens, with 0.77 Obesity Rate.

Most Cultured: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16thMost Developed: 32ndHealthiest Citizens: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46thLargest Welfare Programs: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 58thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80thSmartest Citizens: 84thNicest Citizens: 95thMost Compassionate Citizens: 146thLargest Governments: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188thMost Inclusive: 203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228thHighest Economic Output: 246thSafest: 249thMost Beautiful Environments: 280thHighest Poor Incomes: 375thMost Secular: 410thMost Efficient Economies: 460thMost Pacifist: 568thLargest Populations: 917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 959thHighest Average Incomes: 1,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,233rdTop
Best Weather: 3,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,848thLowest Crime Rates: 4,478thRudest Citizens: 5,079thNudest: 7,483rdMost Stationary: 7,919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,238thTop
Most Influential: 12,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,292ndHighest Drug Use: 16,667thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,105thMost Income Equality: 23,860th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

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