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The Free Land of Yank Town

“Miss me with that gay sh!t”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Page

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The Free Land of Yank Town is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 18.609 billion Yankies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yank Townian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Yanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 82,144 Yanks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Yank Town's national animal is the Motherfricking Yankosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yank Town is ranked 6,289th in the world and 55th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,917.49029947168 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,220thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,401stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,985thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,884thBest Weather: 5,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,627thMost Stationary: 6,289thMost Influential: 7,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,250thMost Cultured: 12,322ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,787thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,903rdHighest Food Quality: 14,923rdNudest: 16,070thHighest Economic Output: 17,476thLargest Populations: 18,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,470thMost Inclusive: 25,262ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,277thHighest Drug Use: 27,783rd
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Most Stationary: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionBest Weather: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 265th in the regionMost Cultured: 274th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 278th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 292nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 292nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 322nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionNudest: 423rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 432nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 465th in the regionMost Inclusive: 560th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 21 » Emeseses, Andromeda Islands, Panormia, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Cyptopir, and Stal Valley.