Spotlight on:
The Free Land of Yank Town |
“Miss me with that gay sh!t”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Free Land of Yank Town is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 18.609 billion Yankies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Yank Townian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Yanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 82,144 Yanks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Yank Town's national animal is the Motherfricking Yankosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yank Town is ranked 6,289th in the world and 55th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,917.49029947168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yank Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yank Town was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Yank Town was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Yank Town was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Yank Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yank Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yank Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Yank Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Yank Town was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Yank Town was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Emeseses, Andromeda Islands, Panormia, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Cyptopir, and Stal Valley.