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The Holy Theocracy of Yanab

“Spirituality - Law - Order”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Altay

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Holy Theocracy of Yanab is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yan Yashif with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.323 billion Yanabis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotta. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Yanabi economy, worth 42.9 trillion Dahaabs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,924 Dahaabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yanab's national animal is the Verreaux's eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Church of Yanab.

Yanab is ranked 238,970th in the world and 21st in Altay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 157thMost Authoritarian: 238thMost Conservative: 427thMost Ignorant Citizens: 453rdMost Devout: 873rdBest Weather: 1,341stMost Extreme: 1,350thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 5,801stLowest Crime Rates: 6,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,522ndMost Pacifist: 7,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,506thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,674thMost Income Equality: 19,680thSafest: 20,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,233rdLargest Governments: 22,693rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

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