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The Community of YamiNbe

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The Community of YamiNbe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.742 billion YamiNbenis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mbonzogo. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient YamiNbean economy, worth 711 trillion XiFelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,531 XiFelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the Mbonzogo Film Festival recently voted 'YamiNbeni Getting Hit By Football' as best film, the only women behind bars are barmaids, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YamiNbe's national animal is the YamiNbeni Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

YamiNbe is ranked 216,614^th in the world and 7,022^nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -357.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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