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The Autonomous Region of Yamana Patagonia

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Republica Federal Argentina

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Autonomous Region of Yamana Patagonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sorken Unenjenue with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.929 billion Yamana Patagonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamana City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yamana Patagonian economy, worth 468 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,663 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, nine out of ten citizens of Yamana Patagonia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime is totally unknown. Yamana Patagonia's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Yamana Patagonia is ranked 67,436th in the world and 12th in Republica Federal Argentina for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,829.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 2,102ndMost Armed: 2,323rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,671stHighest Average Incomes: 3,827thMost Devout: 3,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,426thNudest: 5,690thLargest Black Market: 6,296thLargest Governments: 6,960thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,093rdMost Cultured: 7,409thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,045thLargest Retail Industry: 10,305thMost Developed: 10,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,967thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,114thSmartest Citizens: 12,320thMost Inclusive: 12,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,765thFattest Citizens: 19,396thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,974thHighest Drug Use: 21,228thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,093rd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

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