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The Most Serene Republic of Yahnxemenary

“Whereof one cannot speak, one must be silent”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Most Serene Republic of Yahnxemenary is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Naramar ᘜerevarh Rhyaklomas with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.952 billion Jarnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infrinitumindirspač. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yahnxemenaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion Erhtsins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 211,325 Erhtsins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, a government program is underway to revitalize Yahnxemenary's beaches, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime is totally unknown. Yahnxemenary's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ygladz.

Yahnxemenary is ranked 7,373rd in the world and 214th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 38.16 average smiles per day.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,805thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,064thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,159thMost Developed: 2,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,813thSmartest Citizens: 2,864thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,569thMost Cultured: 4,078thHighest Food Quality: 4,408thMost Efficient Economies: 4,611thMost Inclusive: 4,779thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,179thHealthiest Citizens: 6,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,289thLargest Governments: 7,229thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,302ndNicest Citizens: 7,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,944thHighest Average Incomes: 9,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,492ndMost Secular: 11,918thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,890thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,281stNudest: 22,538thSafest: 25,050thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,341stLowest Crime Rates: 28,649thMost Income Equality: 29,986thLargest Insurance Industry: 31,239th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 168th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 188th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 190th in the regionNicest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 225th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 334th in the regionNudest: 347th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 421st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 437th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 542nd in the region

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