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The Most Serene Republic of Yahnxemenary |
“Whereof one cannot speak, one must be silent”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Most Serene Republic of Yahnxemenary is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Naramar ᘜerevarh Rhyaklomas with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.952 billion Jarnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infrinitumindirspač. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yahnxemenaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion Erhtsins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 211,325 Erhtsins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, a government program is underway to revitalize Yahnxemenary's beaches, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime is totally unknown. Yahnxemenary's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ygladz.
Yahnxemenary is ranked 7,373rd in the world and 214th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 38.16 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yahnxemenary, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, a government program is underway to revitalize Yahnxemenary's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, where there's smoke there's the Yahnxemenaryian Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Yahnxemenary, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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Yahnxemenary, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in
Yahnxemenary, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.