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The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.223 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,725 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 386,644 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, it's scientifically provable that Xynlandian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, and heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 4,151st in the world and 137th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 1,200.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20thMost Primitive: 36thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 121stHighest Poor Incomes: 196thLargest Black Market: 232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 337thLargest Governments: 389thMost Subsidized Industry: 550thFattest Citizens: 617thHighest Average Incomes: 834thMost Avoided: 937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,329thHighest Economic Output: 2,039thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,121stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,259thMost Conservative: 2,650thMost Authoritarian: 2,915thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,122ndNudest: 4,151stMost Efficient Economies: 6,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,255thMost Secular: 10,263rdTop
Most Extreme: 15,372ndMost Income Equality: 16,279thLargest Populations: 20,795th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionMost Conservative: 193rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Extreme: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 367th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 729th in the region

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