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The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia

“Stop Reading My Motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.15 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,585 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 531,632 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Xynlandian military of war crimes, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 73rd in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 190,239.06 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thMost Primitive: 36thMost Patriotic: 45thHighest Poor Incomes: 46thLowest Crime Rates: 65thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Black Market: 123rdLargest Governments: 212thHighest Average Tax Rates: 221stHighest Average Incomes: 289thFattest Citizens: 424thMost Avoided: 591stMost Armed: 747thMost Conservative: 867thHighest Economic Output: 882ndMost Authoritarian: 956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 995thMost Extreme: 1,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,910thTop
Nudest: 4,190thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,184thMost Efficient Economies: 6,227thMost Income Equality: 7,460thTop
Most Secular: 17,053rdLargest Populations: 18,051st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 49th in the regionMost Extreme: 50th in the regionTop
Nudest: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 140th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionMost Income Equality: 344th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 533rd in the regionMost Stationary: 604th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 764th in the region

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