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The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.601 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,015 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 442,290 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, Xynlandia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 226,393rd in the world and 7,514th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.22 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdMost Primitive: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46thLowest Crime Rates: 97thHighest Poor Incomes: 124thLargest Black Market: 187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 277thLargest Governments: 298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 412thHighest Average Incomes: 527thFattest Citizens: 534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 602ndMost Avoided: 748thMost Subsidized Industry: 986thMost Conservative: 1,164thHighest Economic Output: 1,473rdMost Authoritarian: 1,944thMost Armed: 2,022ndTop
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Most Extreme: 3,197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,022ndNudest: 4,302ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,011thMost Efficient Economies: 6,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,862ndMost Secular: 8,908thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,357thLargest Populations: 19,923rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 59th in the regionMost Extreme: 64th in the regionMost Conservative: 67th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 575th in the region

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