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The Pirates of Xyanth

“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.894 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Xyanthian economy, worth an astonishing 11,727 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,513 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 649th in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Fattest Citizens, with 72 Obesity Rate.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 181stHighest Economic Output: 329thLargest Populations: 346thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 563rdMost Avoided: 571stHighest Disposable Incomes: 622ndFattest Citizens: 649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 798thLargest Gambling Industry: 880thRudest Citizens: 1,011thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,221stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,228thLargest Retail Industry: 1,314thMost Armed: 1,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,449thLargest Mining Sector: 1,509thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,736thMost Stationary: 1,760thHighest Average Incomes: 2,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,203rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,360thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,040thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,345thSmartest Citizens: 4,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,673rdMost Influential: 8,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,881stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,957thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,896thMost Secular: 14,174th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

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