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The Pirates of Xyanth

“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.472 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Xyanthian economy, worth an astonishing 11,311 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,010 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 146,421st in the world and 25th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 188thLargest Populations: 353rdHighest Economic Output: 362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 578thMost Avoided: 587thFattest Citizens: 663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 685thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 792ndLargest Gambling Industry: 968thRudest Citizens: 1,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,290thMost Armed: 1,314thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,363rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,385thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,524thLargest Mining Sector: 1,573rdMost Stationary: 1,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,834thHighest Average Incomes: 2,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,267thHighest Crime Rates: 2,360thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,255thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,542ndSmartest Citizens: 4,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,407thMost Influential: 8,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,270thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,845thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,455thLargest Black Market: 12,555thMost Secular: 14,011th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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