The Empire of XW5RULEZ
“Never Forget You Belong To Me”
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Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Empire of XW5RULEZ is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.849 billion Gregorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldenrose. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gregorian economy, worth 590 trillion Gregs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,827 Gregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, Our Great Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, and political detractors refer to Our Great Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XW5RULEZ's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Future Universism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : XW5RULEZ endorsed The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan.
- : XW5RULEZ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
- : XW5RULEZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : XW5RULEZ was endorsed by The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan.
- : XW5RULEZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : XW5RULEZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : XW5RULEZ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : XW5RULEZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in XW5RULEZ, political detractors refer to Our Great Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
- : Following new legislation in XW5RULEZ, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms.