Spotlight on:
The Serene Dáxlamic Territories of Xilan |
“Replenishes the land's love!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Developing |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Declansburg |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Serene Dáxlamic Territories of Xilan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.382 billion Xilanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xilan Metro District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.
The large but underdeveloped Xilanian economy, worth 269 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,199 Dáxlamic marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, and government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xilan's national animal is the two-horned goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Xilan is ranked 40,844th in the world and 59th in Declansburg for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,606.7 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery.
- : Xilan was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms.
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Xilan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Xilan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Xilan, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Lýderis Bradford John's throne.