The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Page
The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 650 million Xeorkuothertopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leningrad. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.
The very strong Xeorkuothertopian economy, worth 53.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,970 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of spiders and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeorkuothertopia's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xeorkuothertopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
- : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of spiders and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Xeorkuothertopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Xeorkuothertopia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Great Luirokitanea.
- : Xeorkuothertopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Xeorkuothertopia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kliffoj.
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