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The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Page


The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 650 million Xeorkuothertopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leningrad. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The very strong Xeorkuothertopian economy, worth 53.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,970 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of spiders and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeorkuothertopia's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xeorkuothertopia is ranked 74,633rd in the world and 111th in Conch Kingdom for Most Armed, with 0.47 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,395thMost Influential: 7,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,860thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,091stMost Authoritarian: 16,007thHealthiest Citizens: 19,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,864thLargest Mining Sector: 20,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,583rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 63 » Socialist Platypus, Pervincia, Balan Bar, Oak River, JoshRunsAGovernment, Liberto-Ancapistan, Cle Brait, Untied States of Matter, Xavier The 1, Her Majesty Silver Garden, Gatorstan, El Blurkistan, Primis Tenebris, Land of Legacy, Stustu, Duby, Space Nudists, Swiss Hommousionopia, Atila, Kurczak Mielony, Dyrland, Zuelong, Oktadonia, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Ciapore, Erithian, Lislandia, Charville, Aelandi, Nova Briton, GreatBritannia, Cyzixraqab, Saint Killebrew, Hubdova, Vivenxistan, The Free City of Nelson, Wakaru, Creditopia, The Psittacines, Skoorb, Bothenry, Hockeyyekcoh, BadBitchVille, Clownclub, Suryadweep Islands, Saraai, Werstonal, Free Azell, Kursibar, Hamptoria, and 13 others.Mandarivia, Devonigondwana, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Eastern Starbowie, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Cramboria, Seolia, Redamia, Covoicotheval, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, and Great Luirokitanea.