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The Eternal Land of Xarrel

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.471 billion Xarrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Debens a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,036 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.

Xarrel is ranked 5,667th in the world and 283rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 9,758.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Secular: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 951stBest Weather: 1,296thMost Influential: 1,435thHealthiest Citizens: 1,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,077thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,114thLowest Crime Rates: 2,237thMost Developed: 2,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,379thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,083rdSmartest Citizens: 3,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,891stLargest Governments: 4,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,854thHighest Average Incomes: 8,052ndNicest Citizens: 8,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,708thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,181stMost Pacifist: 9,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,930thMost Inclusive: 10,091stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,184thSafest: 12,241stMost Cultured: 13,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,397thHighest Economic Output: 18,029th
Most Secular: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 215th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 357th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 376th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 380th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 389th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 414th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 510th in the regionMost Pacifist: 569th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 575th in the regionMost Influential: 577th in the regionMost Inclusive: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622nd in the regionMost Cultured: 700th in the regionSafest: 705th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 774th in the region

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