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The Theocracy of Wyoma


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 31.904 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 3,871 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,346 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 268,882nd in the world and 12,005th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.19 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5thSafest: 24thBest Weather: 136thMost Ignorant Citizens: 138thLowest Crime Rates: 191stMost Pacifist: 196thMost Devout: 294thMost Stationary: 437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 470thLeast Corrupt Governments: 497thMost Primitive: 505thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 543rdNicest Citizens: 570thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 921stHealthiest Citizens: 939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,132ndMost Influential: 1,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,633rdLargest Populations: 2,590thTop
Highest Economic Output: 4,006thLargest Governments: 4,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,254thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,285thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,806thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,984thMost Income Equality: 22,227thHighest Average Incomes: 25,677thMost Conservative: 26,196th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 433rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 577th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 743rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 850th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,074th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,130th in the region

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