The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of Wurplestan
“Anything within the light is ours”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of Wurplestan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ravik Lundunborg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.283 billion Wurplestanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ENMA-6. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Wurplestanian economy, worth 156 trillion Struups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,126 Struups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and Ravik Lundunborg is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wurplestan's national animal is the Long horned Elephant Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temporary Spiritage.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wurplestan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, Ravik Lundunborg is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Wurplestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Wurplestan was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Wurplestan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
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