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The Tang Clan of Wu


Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Squire


The Tang Clan of Wu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by RZA with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.264 billion Wu are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shaolin City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wu economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion CREAMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 160,176 CREAMS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,481,834 per year while the poor average 1,677, a ratio of 883 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wu's national animal is the Killah bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WU.

Wu is ranked 239,795th in the world and 24th in Eladen for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -38.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249thNudest: 314thHighest Crime Rates: 495thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 972ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 978thMost Armed: 1,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,257thFattest Citizens: 1,518thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,629thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,667thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,357thTop
Most Avoided: 2,427thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,587thRudest Citizens: 3,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,787thHighest Economic Output: 5,970thLargest Retail Industry: 6,026thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,050thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,186thLargest Mining Sector: 12,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,776thLargest Populations: 14,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,880thMost Efficient Economies: 16,557thMost Pro-Market: 17,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,616th
Nudest: 1st in the region

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