Spotlight on:
The Kingdom of Woreyland |
“PEACE! FREEDOM! EQUALITY!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Kingdom of Woreyland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Annie Green with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.499 billion Woreylandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zunego City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Woreylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion Woreys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,934 Woreys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woreyland's national animal is the Woreylandian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Woreyland is ranked 520th in the world and 12th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woreyland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Woreyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Woreyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
- : Following new legislation in Woreyland, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 105 » Meropis, Leistrona, New Eestiball, Invernessia, Rary, UGBK, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Slavatania, Ikarus, Someseni, Northern German Federation, Raghallaigh, Burvenchkaht, Elisabethshagen, Seristria, Armbruster, Nardin, Irminsulia, Walfo, Yahlia, North of Americas, St Scarlett, Castlenburg, Trixeland, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Iceagea, Agatep, Pilipinas and Malaya, Great Clucky, An Clar, Bastile, Stumphosse Res, Ottterland, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Mombourg, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Gliesetonia, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, Agausia, Neurks Boodal, Nordivia, Iquerian, Stromia, and 55 others.Calicov, Foudina, Orsik, Ortigia, Salwonia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Elestansa, Makykay, Karnea, Leranditale, Skalliad, Balcem, Istastioner, Robbonia, Republic of Auctoritas, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Reiserland, Outer Sparta, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Aresetia, Lagene, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Kkorea, Woodlands, Kronverg, Manuelian Empire, Apocalypse Borg, Greater Bahland, Cambany, Icoland, Agartia, Potatopelago, Krinenia, Westkapelle, Schiaparelli, Zanthamun, Scutarie, Medjimurje, Chronus, Alcrosnia, DeNorSweLand, Faack, CSB SA Union, Saint Von Artemis, X Country, Parsininsa, Kalebo, and Western Balkania.