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The Epic collecting nation of Wopruthien

“Cast off the crutch that kills the pain the red flag...”

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The Epic collecting nation of Wopruthien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Talent with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.167 billion Wopiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Play Toy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wopruthienian economy, worth a remarkable 6,224 trillion irishes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 193,503 irishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Underground Play Toy Monster Guinea Pigs' triumph against long odds, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wopruthien's national animal is the monster guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the heady heights of Tran-duc.

Wopruthien is ranked 277,223^rd in the world and 447^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -23.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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