The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket
“Any jackass can destroy a thing. Be a creator instead!”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Nipper
The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.517 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,988 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied War Cow, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Republic of Wysrod.
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Anisopterra.
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Allied Republics of Northern Nivaria.
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Mystery Meat of The Soylent Green Party.
- : Woonrocket's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Empire of Kuriko.
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
- : Woonrocket voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
- : Woonrocket voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".