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The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket

“Any jackass can destroy a thing. Be a creator instead!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.517 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,988 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied War Cow, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 202,339th in the world and 1,855th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -13.04 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,756thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,908thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,169thHighest Economic Output: 2,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,099thBest Weather: 3,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,279thLargest Populations: 5,356thSmartest Citizens: 5,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,739thLargest Retail Industry: 5,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,297thLargest Black Market: 6,613thSafest: 6,699thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,820thMost Developed: 7,182ndNudest: 7,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,105thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,267thLowest Crime Rates: 11,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,083rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionNudest: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionSafest: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » HumanSanity, Kuriko, The Soylent Green Party, Bortheria, Northern Nivaria, Anisopterra, and Wysrod.