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The Glorious Empire of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.339 billion Woolitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,156 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 314,055 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 228,013th in the world and 462nd in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 0.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 35thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thMost Developed: 66thLongest Average Lifespans: 79thSmartest Citizens: 91stMost Secular: 92ndMost Pacifist: 116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 134thNicest Citizens: 194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 256thHighest Economic Output: 398thHighest Crime Rates: 413thMost Compassionate Citizens: 513thMost Inclusive: 522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 606thHighest Poor Incomes: 835thMost Efficient Economies: 868thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,357thLargest Populations: 1,461stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,698thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,765thBest Weather: 2,027thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,176thLargest Governments: 8,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,810thMost Armed: 10,981stTop
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Most Influential: 16,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,835th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the region

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