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The Glorious Empire of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.967 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,814 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,384 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the Woolitania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 67,948th in the world and 185th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Developed: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 84thSmartest Citizens: 103rdMost Pacifist: 121stMost Secular: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 136thLeast Corrupt Governments: 176thNicest Citizens: 211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 352ndHighest Economic Output: 410thHighest Crime Rates: 498thMost Inclusive: 560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 598thHighest Poor Incomes: 894thMost Efficient Economies: 900thLargest Populations: 1,429thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,494thHighest Average Incomes: 1,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,903rdTop
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Best Weather: 2,489thRudest Citizens: 4,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,096thLargest Governments: 7,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,634thTop
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Most Influential: 15,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,621st
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the region

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