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The Dominion of Wooleystan

“I didn't do it”

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The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.975 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,626 raymondoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's smallest Toshiball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, rare steaks seem even bluer now, and Her Grand Laziness Tammu is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 262,960^th in the world and 12,616^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.14 Obesity Rate.

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