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The Empire of WoodsWinter49

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The Empire of WoodsWinter49 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shinedown204 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.166 billion WoodsWinter49ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinedown204. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient WoodsWinter49ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion Woods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 545,647 Woods, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WoodsWinter49's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinedown204.

WoodsWinter49 is ranked 4,931^st in the world and 8^th in The Atheist Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 128.47 quips per hour.

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