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The Empire of WoodsWinter49


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Atheist Empire

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Empire of WoodsWinter49 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shinedown204 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.166 billion WoodsWinter49ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinedown204. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient WoodsWinter49ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion Woods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 545,647 Woods, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WoodsWinter49's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinedown204.

WoodsWinter49 is ranked 4,931st in the world and 8th in The Atheist Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 128.47 quips per hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stMost Patriotic: 147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 247thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 406thLargest Insurance Industry: 520thLowest Crime Rates: 576thLargest Governments: 635thMost Devout: 758thLargest Black Market: 799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,368thLargest Mining Sector: 1,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,897thMost Efficient Economies: 2,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,459thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,663rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,350thMost Authoritarian: 4,831stSmartest Citizens: 4,931stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,028thMost Conservative: 5,463rdHighest Economic Output: 6,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,364thMost Developed: 13,468thTop
Most Extreme: 23,894thBest Weather: 26,414th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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