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The Free Land of Woodland Greenmen

“I've got the plow if you've got the furrow”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Free Land of Woodland Greenmen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.764 billion Woodland Greenmenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodland Greenmenian economy, worth 658 trillion pans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,302 pans, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodland Greenmen's national animal is the centaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nature Paganism.

Woodland Greenmen is ranked 39,771st in the world and 268th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,137.85002177552 days.

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Most Devout: 1,884thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,230thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,278thMost Inclusive: 11,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,903rdLargest Black Market: 12,327thHighest Food Quality: 13,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,354thTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,955thMost Cultured: 15,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,065thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,133rdLargest Governments: 28,164th
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Most Devout: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 247th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionMost Pacifist: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 343rd in the regionLargest Governments: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 365th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 395th in the regionLargest Populations: 404th in the region

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