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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Wolf beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Wolf beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.473 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,881 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Wolf beetles is ranked 766th in the world and 10th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 179.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wolf beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Wolf beetles, Yggdrasil spends billions upgrading public transport.
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