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The Free Land of Woke Culture

“Black lives mattah”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Alliance of Random Nations

Regional Influence: Power


The Free Land of Woke Culture is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 657 million social justice warriors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pride City. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient politically correct economy, worth 19.9 trillion genders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,323 genders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, nude art is becoming wildly popular, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woke Culture's national animal is the lesbian seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woke Culture is ranked 25,007th in the world and 3rd in Alliance of Random Nations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,286.89 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 5,589thMost Pacifist: 6,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,541stTop
Safest: 11,066thMost Income Equality: 12,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,258thNicest Citizens: 13,591stMost Inclusive: 13,671stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,430thMost Devout: 18,655th

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