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The Community of Wobblies

“This land was made for you and me”

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The Community of Wobblies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 23.96 billion Wobbliesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Wobbliesian economy, worth 356 trillion Unites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 14,878 Unites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobblies's national animal is the IWW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wobblies is ranked 78,380^th in the world and 1^st in Allah for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.78 law-abiding acts per hour.