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The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia

“Magic is the true power of the world”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.535 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,960 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 366,480 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 15,345th in the world and 530th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,237.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 5thSmartest Citizens: 64thMost Cultured: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 169thMost Pacifist: 173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 184thHighest Poor Incomes: 202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 203rdMost Developed: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218thLeast Corrupt Governments: 237thNicest Citizens: 249thLongest Average Lifespans: 257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rdMost Inclusive: 276thMost Beautiful Environments: 309thMost Cheerful Citizens: 313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 335thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 343rdLargest Governments: 453rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471stSafest: 558thLowest Crime Rates: 607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 677thHighest Average Incomes: 784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 899thHealthiest Citizens: 1,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,252ndHighest Economic Output: 1,518thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,623rdMost Influential: 1,632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,820thMost Stationary: 6,681stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,326thBest Weather: 8,535thLargest Retail Industry: 10,624thLargest Populations: 13,119thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,345thMost Income Equality: 15,580th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 242nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 530th in the region

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