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The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia

“Magic is the true power of the world”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.269 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,720 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 374,680 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sigil treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 584th in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 175.22 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Secular: 8thSmartest Citizens: 60thMost Cultured: 115thMost Pacifist: 147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 164thLargest Publishing Industry: 166thMost Advanced Public Education: 205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 232ndNicest Citizens: 240thLeast Corrupt Governments: 249thMost Inclusive: 258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thMost Beautiful Environments: 282ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 342ndLargest Governments: 432ndMost Efficient Economies: 476thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 491stMost Developed: 549thSafest: 566thLowest Crime Rates: 584thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 589thHighest Average Tax Rates: 603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 865thHighest Average Incomes: 931stHealthiest Citizens: 985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,314thHighest Economic Output: 1,385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,552ndMost Influential: 1,620thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,435thMost Stationary: 6,121stBest Weather: 7,941stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,138thTop
Largest Populations: 12,649thLargest Retail Industry: 13,678thMost Income Equality: 20,743rd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 254th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 413th in the regionTop
Nudest: 598th in the region

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