Spotlight on:
The Most Serene Republic of Wittlewania |
“Size does not matter”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Most Serene Republic of Wittlewania is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.065 billion Wittlewanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wittle City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wittlewanian economy, worth 878 trillion Wittle Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,927 Wittle Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wittlewania's national animal is the Wittle Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Wittlewania is ranked 170,384th in the world and 3,625th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 100.03047764712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in Wittlewania, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Wittlewania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.