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The Most Serene Republic of Wittlewania

“Size does not matter”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Most Serene Republic of Wittlewania is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.065 billion Wittlewanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wittle City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wittlewanian economy, worth 878 trillion Wittle Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,927 Wittle Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wittlewania's national animal is the Wittle Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wittlewania is ranked 170,384th in the world and 3,625th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 100.03047764712 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,234thTop
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Most Cultured: 4,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,691stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,829thNicest Citizens: 4,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,131stHighest Food Quality: 5,170thSafest: 5,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,454thMost Pacifist: 5,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,773rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,709thMost Inclusive: 7,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,909thBest Weather: 8,279thMost Developed: 9,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,138thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,691stLowest Crime Rates: 12,291stSmartest Citizens: 12,401stLargest Governments: 12,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,492ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,637thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,948thMost Efficient Economies: 23,978thHighest Average Incomes: 24,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,000th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 214th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionSafest: 291st in the regionMost Pacifist: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 319th in the regionMost Inclusive: 388th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 394th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 437th in the regionBest Weather: 469th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 533rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 670th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 715th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 724th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 738th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 822nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 852nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 866th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 867th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,053rd in the region

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