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The Ecofeminist Wiccan Republic of Wise Witches

“If you ask for permission, you'll never get it.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Ecofeminist Wiccan Republic of Wise Witches is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Morgana with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.495 billion Witches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porffor. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Magician economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion 🍪🍪🍪Chocolate Chip Cookie🍪🍪🍪s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,241 🍪🍪🍪Chocolate Chip Cookie🍪🍪🍪s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wise Witches's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

Wise Witches is ranked 35,415th in the world and 120th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,803.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,696thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,430thLargest Black Market: 2,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,274thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,767thMost Cultured: 7,839thHighest Average Incomes: 8,020thLargest Governments: 8,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,367thMost Developed: 9,361stHighest Economic Output: 9,617thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,683rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,362ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,816thSmartest Citizens: 13,676thBest Weather: 14,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,849thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,284thMost Secular: 15,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,877thHighest Drug Use: 21,375th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the region

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