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The Forest Kingdom of Wireennas

“No one provokes me with impunity.”

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The Forest Kingdom of Wireennas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jozzulon II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.352 billion Wireennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wepmore Castle. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wireennasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Clofolings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,519 Clofolings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aides are afraid to ask if King Jozzulon II wants a cup of tea or coffee, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, and evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses. Crime is a problem. Wireennas's national animal is the Forest Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilevisha.

Wireennas is ranked 70,369^th in the world and 1,489^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,561.23 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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