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The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance |
“Freedom at any price.”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Anne Capp with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.819 billion ignorant are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spencerville. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient ignorant economy, worth a remarkable 5,350 trillion bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 494,583 bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,838,472 per year while the poor average 16,568, a ratio of 231 to 1.
Prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Willing Ignorance's national animal is the koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.
Willing Ignorance is ranked 21,134th in the world and 265th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 166 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
- : Willing Ignorance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Willing Ignorance.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Ignorant Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Following new legislation in Willing Ignorance, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".