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The Defensive Instincts of Wild Wolves

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The Defensive Instincts of Wild Wolves is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.79 billion Wild Wolvesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wild Wolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Troals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 116,700 Troals, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Wolves's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Wild Wolves is ranked 224,173^rd in the world and 76^th in Vlaanderen for Most Avoided, scoring 1.44 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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