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The Communist Federal Republic of Wice

“Our wice is better than rice!”

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The Communist Federal Republic of Wice is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Shongyun with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.252 billion Wice Farmers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chang Wai. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wicean economy, worth 201 trillion Wice Grains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,608 Wice Grains, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wice's national animal is the Wice Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicism.

Wice is ranked 23,134^th in the world and 445^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.59 bananas ingested per day.

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