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The Empire of WhysashaPOTATO


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Wintreath

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The Empire of WhysashaPOTATO is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sasha Blouse with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.123 billion Potatoians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potato City. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Potatoian economy, worth 108 trillion POTATOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,962 POTATOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WhysashaPOTATO's national animal is the POTATO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Potatoism.

WhysashaPOTATO is ranked 85,302nd in the world and 202nd in Wintreath for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Mining Sector: 4,972ndMost Secular: 5,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,740thMost Authoritarian: 5,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,586thMost Conservative: 8,644thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,669thMost Patriotic: 10,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,475thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,960thMost Influential: 19,870thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,459thLargest Black Market: 23,953rd
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 33 » Wintermoot, The Stigyan Triumvirate, Penguin Dictators, Weihbach, Reactia, Melehan, Svipjoth, Cozia, The Provincial Union of the Pacific, United Malay Federation, Samrif, Andromedian, Eas Knine, Lasynn, Hayden Rivers, Europa dictatorship, Holy Pandonia, Imperio tilandes, Lusgastan, El Bababooey, Inkludering, Saagar, Lumia Rey, Mirandelles, Greyrey, New Montith, Bostovania, The Greenlandic North, Slowetia, Ehrenfest, Hangug-eun, Platinum Skills, and Free Separatists of New Columbia.