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The Republic of White Noise

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The Republic of White Noise is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tom Dick Harry with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 20.248 billion White Noiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dethklok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient White Noisean economy, worth a remarkable 4,864 trillion Bloodmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,270 Bloodmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", third world countries are rich in "I Love Dethklok" t-shirts, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Noise's national animal is the Blood Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

White Noise is ranked 62,796^th in the world and 1^st in Critical Mass for Largest Black Market, with 1.64 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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