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The Republic of White Noise

“Blood for Blood”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Critical Mass

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Republic of White Noise is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tom Dick Harry with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 20.248 billion White Noiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dethklok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient White Noisean economy, worth a remarkable 4,864 trillion Bloodmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,270 Bloodmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", third world countries are rich in "I Love Dethklok" t-shirts, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Noise's national animal is the Blood Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

White Noise is ranked 62,796th in the world and 1st in Critical Mass for Largest Black Market, with 1.64 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 141stMost Cultured: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 461stMost Rebellious Youth: 582ndSmartest Citizens: 677thMost Cheerful Citizens: 753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 783rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,480thMost Stationary: 1,662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,082ndHighest Economic Output: 2,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,239thNicest Citizens: 2,350thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,521stBest Weather: 2,981stMost Inclusive: 3,198thMost Armed: 3,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,751stHighest Average Incomes: 3,865thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,910thLowest Crime Rates: 5,768thLargest Governments: 5,997thMost Influential: 6,204thLargest Populations: 7,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,690thMost Efficient Economies: 8,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,118thMost Secular: 11,890thTop
Most Developed: 13,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,161st

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