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The Devastations of White Amazons

“You own nothing and are happy”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Devastations of White Amazons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Divinity Ursa Major with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.668 billion White Amazonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Web. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient White Amazonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,161 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 483,869 Stars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,515,001 per year while the poor average 4,570, a ratio of 987 to 1.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Amazons's national animal is the rabid pink weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is True Submission to the Goddesses.

White Amazons is ranked 21,764th in the world and 24th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,823.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thLargest Retail Industry: 67thFattest Citizens: 117thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167thMost Avoided: 222ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 282ndLargest Mining Sector: 408thHighest Average Incomes: 431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 709thMost Efficient Economies: 824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 914thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,400thLargest Black Market: 1,571stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,600thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,970thHighest Economic Output: 2,372ndRudest Citizens: 2,424thMost Patriotic: 2,704thTop
Largest Governments: 3,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,797thLowest Crime Rates: 4,590thSmartest Citizens: 5,204thMost Conservative: 5,892ndNudest: 6,603rdMost Secular: 7,843rdTop
Most Stationary: 15,972ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,218thMost Influential: 19,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,764thMost Extreme: 25,159th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

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