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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan

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Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.413 billion Whereisthatistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,078 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 457,280 Kalashnikovs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,390,004 per year while the poor average 47,017, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Many Whereisthatistanians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, children usually cry on their first day of school, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 32nd in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 95.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndMost Armed: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 61stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 127thHighest Disposable Incomes: 151stLargest Gambling Industry: 212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244thHighest Economic Output: 246thFattest Citizens: 262ndRudest Citizens: 277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 325thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 448thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 470thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 484thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502ndMost Influential: 533rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 796thMost Cultured: 984thLargest Retail Industry: 1,042ndMost Avoided: 1,493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,645thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,140thLargest Populations: 2,748thLargest Black Market: 3,495thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,938thMost Efficient Economies: 4,666thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,026thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,257thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,834thLargest Mining Sector: 6,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,429thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,638thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,095thMost Secular: 9,431stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,095thNudest: 13,560th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 371st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 402nd in the regionNudest: 404th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 470th in the regionMost Secular: 493rd in the regionMost Stationary: 666th in the region

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