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The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind

““Better People...Better Food...Better Beer!””

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


Westwind was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 168

The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Westwind with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 33.422 billion Westwindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,492 Equiliants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,823 per year while the poor average 16,483, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime is totally unknown. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 102,719th in the world and 4,480th in the West Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.2 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,013thLargest Populations: 1,042ndMost Influential: 1,287thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,360thFattest Citizens: 5,258thHighest Economic Output: 5,568thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,987thMost Politically Free: 12,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,381stBest Weather: 13,945thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,452ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,826th
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Politically Free: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 414th in the regionRudest Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the regionMost Stationary: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 593rd in the regionMost Cultured: 607th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionLargest Black Market: 674th in the regionMost Developed: 694th in the region

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