The Queendom of Westphalie
“long live the Westphaliean Grand Queen”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Queendom of Westphalie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Westphaliean Grand Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.384 billion Queen's obedient subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Troutorya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Westphaliean economy, worth 189 trillion кронs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,691 кронs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,133 per year while the poor average 10,563, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.
Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, tens of thousands of Queen's obedient subjects rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Westphaliean throne, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westphalie's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is normo-westphalieanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Federation of Stud Hoy.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Westphalie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Free Land of Catalis.
- : Westphalie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Westphalie lost the endorsement of The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Federated Empire of New-Ferytland.
- : Westphalie was endorsed by The Theocracy of MONDSTADTes KAISEREICH.
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