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The Queendom of Westphalie

“long live the Westphaliean Grand Queen”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of Westphalie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Westphaliean Grand Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.384 billion Queen's obedient subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Troutorya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Westphaliean economy, worth 189 trillion кронs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,691 кронs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,133 per year while the poor average 10,563, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, tens of thousands of Queen's obedient subjects rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Westphaliean throne, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westphalie's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is normo-westphalieanism.

Westphalie is ranked 232,204th in the world and 11,270th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.24 crimes per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 677thMost Influential: 1,636thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,116thMost Secular: 3,225thNudest: 5,289thMost Patriotic: 5,498thMost Conservative: 6,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,361stLargest Retail Industry: 8,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,988thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,707thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,707thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,432ndLargest Black Market: 16,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,472ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,555thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,877thMost Efficient Economies: 20,592ndBest Weather: 20,681stMost Authoritarian: 20,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,530thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,475thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,625th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 168th in the regionNudest: 174th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 235th in the regionMost Patriotic: 238th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionMost Conservative: 370th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 391st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 521st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 553rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 674th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 711th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 759th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 830th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 876th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 904th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 937th in the regionBest Weather: 1,006th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,082nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,094th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,186th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,239th in the region

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