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The Holy Government of Western Lawaz Unicatan

“Order and progress”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Very Strong
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Location: Egypt

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Holy Government of Western Lawaz Unicatan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Khusih Karlus خوسيه كارلوس with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.046 billion Law-Unicatans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almadinat Algharbia المدينة الغربية. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Law-Unicatan economy, worth 199 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,395 Egyptian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, foreign livestock are offered asylum, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Lawaz Unicatan's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Algharbi الغربي.

Western Lawaz Unicatan is ranked 191,509th in the world and 11th in Egypt for Most Primitive, scoring -265.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,635thMost Authoritarian: 9,253rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,033rdMost Income Equality: 15,522ndMost Conservative: 15,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,664thLargest Black Market: 15,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,509thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,879thLowest Crime Rates: 17,587thMost Secular: 17,804th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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