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The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald

“Unity in Autocracy, Peace through Firepower.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.361 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,599 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and Westenhald has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.

Westenhald is ranked 983rd in the world and 27th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,088.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 120thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 349thLargest Agricultural Sector: 400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rdMost Patriotic: 473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rdMost Secular: 590thHighest Average Incomes: 601stMost Corrupt Governments: 611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 736thMost Advanced Public Education: 764thLowest Crime Rates: 810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 869thMost Developed: 965thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 983rdMost Influential: 1,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,112thLargest Governments: 1,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,340thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,424thLargest Black Market: 1,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,710thHealthiest Citizens: 2,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,193rdSmartest Citizens: 2,492ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,360thMost Efficient Economies: 3,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,655thMost Inclusive: 3,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,279thHighest Food Quality: 4,457thMost Authoritarian: 4,624thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,966thMost Cultured: 9,652ndMost Income Equality: 10,380thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,116thBest Weather: 11,644thHighest Economic Output: 13,570thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,433rdMost Conservative: 17,240thLargest Mining Sector: 24,290thMost Extreme: 27,210th
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 263rd in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 307th in the regionMost Extreme: 350th in the regionBest Weather: 367th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 410th in the regionMost Income Equality: 577th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 644th in the regionMost Stationary: 777th in the regionMost Conservative: 945th in the regionLargest Populations: 979th in the region

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