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The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald

“Unity in Autocracy, Peace through Firepower.”

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The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.361 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,599 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and Westenhald has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.

Westenhald is ranked 983^rd in the world and 27^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,088.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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