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The Queendom of West Hamburg

“Who dares wins”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.412 billion West Hamburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 808 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,053 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Königsberg" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 217,338th in the world and 9,769th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.29 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 806thMost Influential: 1,189thMost Secular: 2,009thTop
Best Weather: 6,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,766thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,412thMost Developed: 8,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,039thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,656thNicest Citizens: 12,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,986thLowest Crime Rates: 13,475thHealthiest Citizens: 13,714thMost Cultured: 13,834thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,227thLargest Governments: 14,375thMost Efficient Economies: 14,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,937thMost Inclusive: 15,972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,820thHighest Average Incomes: 20,486thHighest Economic Output: 21,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,416th
Most Secular: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd in the regionMost Influential: 473rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 508th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 533rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 609th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 617th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 641st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 646th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 671st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 681st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionMost Cultured: 697th in the regionLargest Governments: 702nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 712th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 720th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 728th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 736th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 740th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 772nd in the regionLargest Populations: 832nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934th in the regionMost Inclusive: 936th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 970th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 990th in the region

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