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The Queendom of West Hamburg

“Who dares wins”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 7.786 billion West Hamburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 942 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,101 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the aims of top-secret West Hamburgian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 208,784th in the world and 8,437th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.26 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 800thMost Influential: 1,221stMost Secular: 2,191stTop
Best Weather: 5,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,620thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,596thMost Developed: 8,757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,262ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,758thNicest Citizens: 12,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,114thLowest Crime Rates: 13,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,609thHealthiest Citizens: 13,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,818thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,997thMost Cultured: 14,023rdLargest Governments: 14,358thMost Efficient Economies: 14,921stMost Inclusive: 15,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,279thHighest Economic Output: 19,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,046thHighest Average Incomes: 23,048th
Most Secular: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 347th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 511th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 561st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 617th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 623rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 637th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 638th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 668th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 668th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 685th in the regionNicest Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Cultured: 714th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 716th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 722nd in the regionLargest Governments: 728th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 754th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 781st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 789th in the regionLargest Populations: 840th in the regionMost Inclusive: 929th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 974th in the region

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