Spotlight on:
The Federal Republic of West green Israel |
“For greener future”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.758 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,861 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,424 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
West green Israel is ranked 71,106th in the world and 967th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 27.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, West green Israel's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.