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The Colony of West Dogistan

“For the emperor and gold”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Imperial world assembly

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Colony of West Dogistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.315 billion West Dogistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jamie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The all-consuming West Dogistanian economy, worth 127 trillion JEKS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,802 JEKS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,799 per year while the poor average 27,237, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. West Dogistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worshipper of Jamie.

West Dogistan is ranked 96,526th in the world and 2nd in Imperial world assembly for Highest Economic Output, with 127 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,306thMost Secular: 4,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,830thMost Avoided: 6,544thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,954thLargest Mining Sector: 11,075thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,591stMost Armed: 13,879thLargest Retail Industry: 17,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,722ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,050thMost Conservative: 18,167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,918th

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