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The Colony of West Dogistan

“For the emperor and gold”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Imperial Assembly

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Colony of West Dogistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.983 billion West Dogistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jamie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient West Dogistanian economy, worth 524 trillion JEKS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,159 JEKS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,216 per year while the poor average 25,984, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Governor accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, people spend a lot on hair and nails, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Dogistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worshipper of Jamie.

West Dogistan is ranked 144,730th in the world and 4th in The Imperial Assembly for Most Stationary, with 181.155960449 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,169thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,866thMost Secular: 5,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,146thLargest Retail Industry: 12,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,281stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,180thLargest Mining Sector: 18,964thMost Avoided: 20,513thMost Armed: 20,553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,704th

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