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The Carpathian Military Order of West Dlovokia

“Long live the Land of the Forgotten”

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The Carpathian Military Order of West Dlovokia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Military Governor Tomas Meciar with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.076 billion West Dlovokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kezmarok. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming West Dlovokian economy, worth 158 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 76,452 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Byzantine Catholicism has been named as West Dlovokia's national religion, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Dlovokia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Byzantine Catholicism.

West Dlovokia is ranked 207,373^rd in the world and 1^st in Oceanum aeternum for Most Secular, with 15.66 Atheism Rate.

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